Satire

Apr 122 min read

GET READY FOR THE HSAS RACCOONS

Noa Greene-Houvras, Grade 12, Staff Writer For decades, the topic of the High School of American Studies mascot has been long debated....

Apr 122 min read

GLORY ON THE PITCH: SENATORS TRIUMPH AT STATES

Camila Slatopolsky, Grade 12, Staff Writer In a season filled with anticipation and dedication, the boys' soccer team took on a...

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Ghosts in the Stall, Again

Kisna Pande, Grade 12, Staff Writer Amidst the bustling corridors and vibrant classrooms of HSAS, there resides a battleground often...

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Secret Agent Man

Nikita Leksanov, Grade 12, Staff Writer In an astonishing revelation that has rocked the hallowed hall of the High School of American...

Apr 122 min read

Postcards From The Void

Anas Islam, Grade 12, Staff Writer As the cacophony of howling resounded, a great void has spawned and has threatened to destroy the...

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OUR BASEMENT

Felicia Einhorn, Grade 12, Staff Writer Beneath the classrooms and singular hall of HSAS lies a realm shrouded in darkness and mystery-...

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@SLEEPY HEADS AN INSTA HIT

Aislinn Moloney, Grade 12, Staff Writer Students, forced to burn the midnight candle to get all of their twenty page Mansdorf essays and...

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NCAA EYES HSAS RECRUITS

Jaden Mensah, Grade 12, Staff Writer Amidst the frenzy of college recruitments at the High School of American Studies (HSAS), a...

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SENIORS VANISH FROM APEX

Leo Rowe, Grade 12, Staff Writer Seniors at HSAS have been disappearing at rapid rates from gym classes. The rates of senioritis are...

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LEHMAN CAFETERIA GETS MICHELIN STAR

Noah Kao, Grade 12, Staff Writer Just recently, Lehman College’s upper cafeteria was awarded its first Michelin Star for excellent...